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  • Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
  • Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
  • Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
  • Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
  • Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
  • Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
  • Family: *comes home*
  • Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*
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railroadsoftware:

kneesockrevolution:

railroadsoftware:

imagine sitting all by yourself, feeling melancholy, watching the sun go down. you feel a child’s hand slip into your own and grip it warmly. you look over and you see Putin sitting beside you, smiling.

Is this a fandom reference because literally all I can think of is Vladimir Putin

it’s reference to the Vladimir Putin fandom, yes.

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abomasnow:

straight people are seriously soooo concerned with other people’s sexualities its ridiculous. like straight people have been tryna investigate my queerness since before i even thought of it myself. people were making fun of me for being gay before i even knew what that was. and even in benevolent ways my straight friends are like “that guy looks a lil gay maybe he can be your boyfriend” like that person is literally a stranger to us both why do you care